So i know a guy who's been on hoiday....
You see i think the thing i like best about being on holiday is that there is never any pressure to do anything. Unless you are married to a woman like my uncle's wife who would plan out in great detail all these different things they would do when on holiday like nature walks and kayaking and night time hikes and morning bus tours and my uncle would say things like, 'dammit blake one day i am going to throttle that woman!' or 'blake the best holidays are the ones when she goes alone and i get left on the couch with a cigar with the good reverend jack'
So i am sorry i did not tell any of you i was going on holiday but the last two weeks have been a kind of rollercoaster ride where the the rollercoaster goes off a jump and disconnects from the tracks but lands safely on the ground and slides further until it reaches the highway and snags onto a truck which drags it along some before launching it off the highway and onto an ice rink and then finally onto the cool grass and i get off and i'm on a beautiful tropical island where a woman brings me a drink in a coconut and a hawaiian shirt and i sit under a palm tree enjoying the sun.
Actually though i am on a tropical island right now but i'm not allowed to tell you guys where because it's a security issue and Jane thinks it best i stay 'off the radar' for a while.
The trouble started when i found Tony and Turbo (Woo!!!) but of course they were underground in a kind of facility i had never seen before and i had to dress up like a guard to get in there and say tough things like 'yeah i hit him in the face. So hard in fact i hit him again' and then i got Tony and Turbo out but then the alarm went off and it turned out there was another intruder and everybody was in a rush and in all the hustle and bustle tony and i stumbled into what i was later told was a drug laboratory and we accidentally set it on fire and that in turn led to the whole facility exploding.
Actually the person who broke in was none other than the beautiful red head who's name is Cayce and in fact it is a bit strange because she was the one who hired me to find Tony and Turbo in the first place because she believed them to hold valuable information on the whereabouts of one of her agents.
It's all a bit complicated but i will try to keep you guys informed over the next few days.
Right now i think i will go for a swim!
Blake out.
So i am sorry i did not tell any of you i was going on holiday but the last two weeks have been a kind of rollercoaster ride where the the rollercoaster goes off a jump and disconnects from the tracks but lands safely on the ground and slides further until it reaches the highway and snags onto a truck which drags it along some before launching it off the highway and onto an ice rink and then finally onto the cool grass and i get off and i'm on a beautiful tropical island where a woman brings me a drink in a coconut and a hawaiian shirt and i sit under a palm tree enjoying the sun.
Actually though i am on a tropical island right now but i'm not allowed to tell you guys where because it's a security issue and Jane thinks it best i stay 'off the radar' for a while.
The trouble started when i found Tony and Turbo (Woo!!!) but of course they were underground in a kind of facility i had never seen before and i had to dress up like a guard to get in there and say tough things like 'yeah i hit him in the face. So hard in fact i hit him again' and then i got Tony and Turbo out but then the alarm went off and it turned out there was another intruder and everybody was in a rush and in all the hustle and bustle tony and i stumbled into what i was later told was a drug laboratory and we accidentally set it on fire and that in turn led to the whole facility exploding.
Actually the person who broke in was none other than the beautiful red head who's name is Cayce and in fact it is a bit strange because she was the one who hired me to find Tony and Turbo in the first place because she believed them to hold valuable information on the whereabouts of one of her agents.
It's all a bit complicated but i will try to keep you guys informed over the next few days.
Right now i think i will go for a swim!
Blake out.
posted by Kenshin at 10:29 PM
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Watch out for cocconuts on a tropical island....they can be quite dangerous ;)
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