Sunday, October 15, 2006

the continuing story of bungalow bill - the beatles

I checked out an office with Jane today and she said 'this is the one' and i said, 'cool' because i knew i wasn't going to change her mind because she's like that. While we were on our way to the office actually, my phone rang and i answered it and it was her but she was sitting right in front of me and she said, 'i just wanted to make sure you're carrying it with you because we've invested in you and we need it to pay off!'

Anyway, i promised i would finish off my story, right?

So on thursday Peter and i went to 'for blue hearts' and sure enough there was a brown car there and we waited until it took off and we followed it but then out of nowhere these three black sedans pulled up behind it and in front of us and suddenly some police cars came up behind our volkswagen with their lights blaring and the brown car sped up so everyone else did and i saw a white van driving along side of us and in it was the sad looking man who had slapped me all that time ago while i was tied to that chair and he was talking into a walkie talkie but i lost track of him because two helicopters came from high above with men in them firing guns at the police and we were all speeding along with the black cars firing at the police and the helicopter and the police firing at the helicopter and us stuck in the middle. A car in front of us spun out and flipped right over us onto a police car and one of the helicopters exploded and then i noticed two other identical brown cars pulled along side of the first one and weaved in and out with each other and then turned off in different directions and so we all split off in search of a different car all hoping it was the right one.

Wow.

I promise i will never write big paragraphs like that again.

Anyway our car came to a halt behind the brown one at what appeared to be a small gas station on the edge of town and Peter was unconscious from all the crazy driving so i ran inside and found in the office a filing cabinet that had been pushed over to reveal a small staircase down into a massive basement computer room in which a man was rapidly clicking on a mouse button and he saw me and pushed his glasses up and said 'haha! you'll never get it! not anymore!' and i said, 'get what?' but i never got to answer because another voice said, 'hold it!' and it was the sad looking man and two cronies looking a little dirty and angry and they said, 'mr wilmot you'll come with us now,' and i said, 'mr wilmot?' but i didn't get an answer to that either because then another voice said, 'HOLD IT!' and it was palazzo and two cronies and they also looked a bit dirty and angry and he said, 'wilmot comes with us,' and i said, 'like kasahara wilmot?' but because everyone was pointing guns at each other and looking angry no one heard me, but then there was this sound upstairs and these two canisters fell down into the room and started releasing this gas and everyone was coughing and i heard some guns go off and someone gave me a gas mask but i couldn't see and i was crying and it took some time before i could recover.

Whoops.

It seems i did it again.

In any case when the gas cleared all these men in shirts and ties were carrying everybody out and the beautiful red head was smiling at me and she said, 'thankyou blake,' and i said, 'thankyou for what?' and she said they were trying to organise a big bust for the sad looking man and palazzo and wilmot too was working for some agency he wasn't aware of and they couldn't have done it without me but i really needed to see wilmot so i said, 'where's wilmot?' and she pointed to a corner where he was sitting looking uncomfortable and i said, 'mr wilmot,' but he didn't hear me so i said, 'mr wilmot this is important,' and he still didn't answer so i slapped him across the face and grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him towards me and said, 'enough! Where's kasahara!?' and he said, 'what?' and i said, 'the dog man! Where is it?' and he said, 'oh no! kasahara! I left her at the dog hotel. It's called 'happy happy holidays'' and i let go of him and left even though the red head was calling my name.

I wish i had stopped for the red head now but i was a man on a mission and my mission was uncomplete. I felt bad for may and wanted to make sure everything was seen to asap.

So then on friday i went to happy happy holidays and found out they'd given kasahara to a local animal shelter because she hadn't been picked up so i went there and found her and got her out and brought her to May and May gave me some cookies as a reward and that made me really happy and i went back to Peter's place and fell asleep because it felt like i hadn't slept in ages.

Then on saturday i contacted Jane and told her what was going on and she started all the preparations for a new place and such.

It feels good to finally have that all out for you guys to see.

Now i'm going to eat a cookie and relax for a while!

Blake out.

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