i am not dead but i am tired and hungry and wet and a bit mad...

Things Blake does not like:

- Being kidnapped
- Being tied to chairs and beaten
- Having cold water thrown at him at random times during the early morning/late evening
- Some other sad looking man with a scar asking him if he would 'like to talk now'
- Being kidnapped before he even gets to start on the muffin he bought
- Big spiders (like those ones that build trap doors and stand on their back legs)
- Having his new favourite jacket ripped up in front of him
- Being hung up on
- Long long queues at the supermarket
- Being slapped repeatedly in the face by the previously mentioned sad looking man
- People thinking you are lying when you are not
- The same people punishing you for lying when you are not lying
- The same people doing so often
- Women with mustaches or beards

I am cold and i am tired and i am hungry and this dank little basement internet cafe is not making me a happy blake and i am also very angry that i will have to buy a new jacket and i am also angry that i am freezing cold and wet and will probably have a cold in the morning because i had to walk in the rain for ages.

This week has not been a good week and at the moment i don't feel like talking about it because it just makes me mad and then sad and then mad again and then tired so i'm just going to go to a cafe and get a hot chocolate and a burger and maybe some fries and a muffin and then find some place safe to sleep so that i can sort out all the rest of this madness.

I have to go now because my time is nearly up and anyway Peter keeps saying this place isn't safe and that the wavelengths from all these computers being so close together is probably relaying all our thoughts up to the giant satellite that compiles all of them and files them so that when the big corporations need to they can send out fears down to us while we are sleeping so that when we wake up in the morning we will want to buy their deodorant or their toothpaste.

I am a tired blake, and i will do my best to update you all soon.

Blake out.