mr biggs' big office
Last night i met a man name Mr Biggs, and we had a bit of a talk. Mr Biggs, it would seem, is Mr Rickson's 'right hand of justice, and left hand of business smarts' and has brought this town into a new age of prosperity in the few short years since he started. Mr Biggs is a big man with a gold tooth and he talks like he has known you for a long time even if you just met him.
I was summoned to his office which is really massive and it even has a pool table and a really big television and a massive aquarium filled with all sorts of really cool fish. His desk is so huge i think it might fold out into some sort of makeshift bed should Mr Biggs ever stay too late at work. The whole back wall behind his office is a big window that looks down over most of the town.
I was sat down in a comfortable chair and i looked at the back of Mr Biggs chair as he looked out over the city. 'Blake,' he said to me, 'it has come to my attention that you have been in an accident of sorts,' and then he spun around to look at me.
'Yes sir,' i said, 'it would seem i have angered someone and now am receiving overdue punishments.'
'Ah, i see,' Mr Biggs said, pressing his fingers together and then bringing them to his lips, 'but it has also come to my attention that you had an envelope you were supposed to give to a certain Mr JJ, and that this envelope has "mysteriously" vanished on the very same night that you were receiving said "overdue punishments". Would this be an accurate statement, Mr Samuels?'
'Yes sir, i said, 'it would seem it was taken from me or possibly lost whilst i was lacking in consciousness.'
Mr Biggs squinted his eyes and then sighed and then said 'Blake i would like to be blunt with you: Do you like to walk?' and i said 'yes sir,' and he said 'do you like to watch movies?' and i said
'yes sir' and he said 'do you like that you can eat ice cream by yourself?' and i said 'yes sir' and he said 'because i need that envelope back Blake, and i think you might be the only person to get it for me. I need this envelope by next week because it has to be delivered to a friend of mine in the case that JJ refused us.'
'ok mr Biggs' i said, and he said 'and i would hate to see you Blake, happy as you are in this world, suddenly unable to walk, see, and use your arms the way you normally do because they were so terribly injured that they became useless.'
I told Mr Biggs i would hate that too because i like being able to walk down the street and look at my own ice cream that i am eating with my own hands and Mr Biggs said 'of course you do Blake, and i'm glad we could come to this understanding. I hope to see you soon, and please be careful Blake.'
Mr Biggs is a very busy man, so i could not really talk to him after that conversation we had, and i am also unsure what to think of him at this point because he got straight down to business but it is nice to know he is concerned for my safety.
I spent today reading and watching the rain because i still feel a little bit sore. Maybe tomorrow after i finish painting i will ask around about the envelope.
Blake out.
I was summoned to his office which is really massive and it even has a pool table and a really big television and a massive aquarium filled with all sorts of really cool fish. His desk is so huge i think it might fold out into some sort of makeshift bed should Mr Biggs ever stay too late at work. The whole back wall behind his office is a big window that looks down over most of the town.
I was sat down in a comfortable chair and i looked at the back of Mr Biggs chair as he looked out over the city. 'Blake,' he said to me, 'it has come to my attention that you have been in an accident of sorts,' and then he spun around to look at me.
'Yes sir,' i said, 'it would seem i have angered someone and now am receiving overdue punishments.'
'Ah, i see,' Mr Biggs said, pressing his fingers together and then bringing them to his lips, 'but it has also come to my attention that you had an envelope you were supposed to give to a certain Mr JJ, and that this envelope has "mysteriously" vanished on the very same night that you were receiving said "overdue punishments". Would this be an accurate statement, Mr Samuels?'
'Yes sir, i said, 'it would seem it was taken from me or possibly lost whilst i was lacking in consciousness.'
Mr Biggs squinted his eyes and then sighed and then said 'Blake i would like to be blunt with you: Do you like to walk?' and i said 'yes sir,' and he said 'do you like to watch movies?' and i said
'yes sir' and he said 'do you like that you can eat ice cream by yourself?' and i said 'yes sir' and he said 'because i need that envelope back Blake, and i think you might be the only person to get it for me. I need this envelope by next week because it has to be delivered to a friend of mine in the case that JJ refused us.'
'ok mr Biggs' i said, and he said 'and i would hate to see you Blake, happy as you are in this world, suddenly unable to walk, see, and use your arms the way you normally do because they were so terribly injured that they became useless.'
I told Mr Biggs i would hate that too because i like being able to walk down the street and look at my own ice cream that i am eating with my own hands and Mr Biggs said 'of course you do Blake, and i'm glad we could come to this understanding. I hope to see you soon, and please be careful Blake.'
Mr Biggs is a very busy man, so i could not really talk to him after that conversation we had, and i am also unsure what to think of him at this point because he got straight down to business but it is nice to know he is concerned for my safety.
I spent today reading and watching the rain because i still feel a little bit sore. Maybe tomorrow after i finish painting i will ask around about the envelope.
Blake out.

5 Comments:
Mr Biggs --> Biggs Bird --> Big Bird
See its all coming together blake, All.. together...
But you probably don't get it yet do you blake?
you idiot
I must admit that i am feeling a little scared at the moment, because if mr Biggs is Big Bird then i am a little worried as to how he got such a realistic looking human costume and also i wonder how he fits in this costume because although the costume is wide it is not tall so maybe it is a tight fit.
Or do you think mr Biggs works for Big Bird, and Big Bird is like the leader of some group of Blake haters whose entire purpose is the destruction of Blakes like me world wide?
Wow that would be really freaky!!!
But maybe kind of awesome too, i'm not sure yet.
o_O what have u gotten urself into again!
cram ur car full of ice-cream and leave town!! NOW!!
(and if u dont have a car steal one, u can worry abt karma later)
If you were having to have your last icecream before you lost the ability to eat it by yourself- what flavour would it be?
i like to think maybe i would go classic styles and eat some mint choc chip because it has always been a personal favourite of mine.
But then maybe if i could still eat it if someone fed me i would take a chance on something a bit crazy, because technically i would still be able to eat it anyway.
Something with a cool name like super krazy choc cherry fudge caramel mega monster cookie flavour.
Maybe i should go into ice cream design?
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