i am not in very good health today
So yesterday John wanted me to deliver some stuff to JJ for him and so i did and JJ took one look in the envelope and said 'you take this back to John and you tell him it doesn't work like that' and i didn't feel like i had any other choice so i said 'ok JJ, but can you show me some guitar before i go?'
That seemed to cheer him up a bit and so he showed me some jazz stuff but no way am i good enough to play like that yet. It was really cool because he gave me this book to look at and it has jazz chords in it and JJ says that they are good for practise because they make your fingers strong and flexible.
Anyway, i was leaving JJ's, and it was getting kind of dark, so i tried to take some shortcuts Joanne had taken me through but soon i got lost, and was just wandering down alleyways looking for something i recognised and then all of a sudden the back of my head really hurt and i was really dizzy and i was lying down and someone was kneeling on my back.
The man who was sitting on my back grabbed me by the hair and hit my head into the ground and said 'Hoo boy it took some time but i found you didn't i?! Didn't i Blake!? I found you good and now you can finally pay for all the pain you put me through not so long ago!!! Do you remember Blake? Do you?!' but i couldn't answer because i was in lots of pain and also bleeding from the mouth and nose and when i tried to say something he hit my head into the ground again and shouted 'YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH STUFF LIKE THAT BLAKE! NOT IN MY TOWN AND NOT IN THE NEXT!' and then he hit me again and got close to my ear and said, 'you break a man's letterbox and you got judgement coming boy...'
After that i blacked out and when i came to it was raining and it was today and my face hurt a lot and JJ was standing over me and he said 'goddammit Blake what the hell happened!? Come on let's get you fixed up and looked at.'
JJ said i am not a pretty looking man anymore but now i have a rugged kind of battle scarred look to me and he said that women dig men who have lived through tough battles and he would introduce me to some of them, which is nice of him because i looked in a mirror and i don't even know if my mum could love me.
What i feel terrible about is that the envelope John gave me must have been taken because i don't have it anymore and i told John and even though he told me it was ok i think that it was important because he seems a bit worried now.
Joanne is a bit worried about me too but i think everything will work itself out eventually as soon as i can talk to that man and find out what i did wrong and sort things out between us.
A long time ago i was beaten up because a guy told me i stole his girlfriend when really it was my room mate. That was really bad and i had to go to hospital and get stitches and have my shoulder put back in place but afterwards the guy came up to me and apologised and now whenever i am in town he buys me beers and we hang out because he is very sorry.
I am very tired and still sore, but i will try and update tomorrow too.
Blake out.
That seemed to cheer him up a bit and so he showed me some jazz stuff but no way am i good enough to play like that yet. It was really cool because he gave me this book to look at and it has jazz chords in it and JJ says that they are good for practise because they make your fingers strong and flexible.
Anyway, i was leaving JJ's, and it was getting kind of dark, so i tried to take some shortcuts Joanne had taken me through but soon i got lost, and was just wandering down alleyways looking for something i recognised and then all of a sudden the back of my head really hurt and i was really dizzy and i was lying down and someone was kneeling on my back.
The man who was sitting on my back grabbed me by the hair and hit my head into the ground and said 'Hoo boy it took some time but i found you didn't i?! Didn't i Blake!? I found you good and now you can finally pay for all the pain you put me through not so long ago!!! Do you remember Blake? Do you?!' but i couldn't answer because i was in lots of pain and also bleeding from the mouth and nose and when i tried to say something he hit my head into the ground again and shouted 'YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH STUFF LIKE THAT BLAKE! NOT IN MY TOWN AND NOT IN THE NEXT!' and then he hit me again and got close to my ear and said, 'you break a man's letterbox and you got judgement coming boy...'
After that i blacked out and when i came to it was raining and it was today and my face hurt a lot and JJ was standing over me and he said 'goddammit Blake what the hell happened!? Come on let's get you fixed up and looked at.'
JJ said i am not a pretty looking man anymore but now i have a rugged kind of battle scarred look to me and he said that women dig men who have lived through tough battles and he would introduce me to some of them, which is nice of him because i looked in a mirror and i don't even know if my mum could love me.
What i feel terrible about is that the envelope John gave me must have been taken because i don't have it anymore and i told John and even though he told me it was ok i think that it was important because he seems a bit worried now.
Joanne is a bit worried about me too but i think everything will work itself out eventually as soon as i can talk to that man and find out what i did wrong and sort things out between us.
A long time ago i was beaten up because a guy told me i stole his girlfriend when really it was my room mate. That was really bad and i had to go to hospital and get stitches and have my shoulder put back in place but afterwards the guy came up to me and apologised and now whenever i am in town he buys me beers and we hang out because he is very sorry.
I am very tired and still sore, but i will try and update tomorrow too.
Blake out.
posted by Kenshin at 9:40 PM
6 Comments:
>___< tough
ppl coming out of nowhere to hit you is always not a pleasant experience!
u prolly did something really bad? o_O or why did he beat u up...karma? did u do something bad in ur previous life?
Once a lady told me that i was a sloth in a previous life, which could have been kind of cool, and maybe also explains why i have all this energy for travelling now.
I have no idea what i did wrong yet. I am wondering if this might be some sort of reverse karma and i have a reward coming, or maybe even i have been punished for eating so much wonderful ice cream the other day.
But how can enjoying myself so much be so wrong?
it was the cookie monster you idiot, the cookie monster
i like to think that the cookie monster and i would be good friends if we ever met because we both like cookies and also he talks kind of funny so i am sure he would make me laugh.
I think if the cookie monster did not like me he would send someone to hurt me instead of doing it himself because he is a big television star now so he would be very busy eating cookies and having his fur brushed saying things like the alphabet and low level maths problems.
Blake considering the odd circumstances you constantly find yourself in, don't you think you are being a little presumptious in ruling out the otherwise unlikely possibility that was the cookie monster?
you idiot
PS do you get email updates when someone comments on your blog?
No i do not get email updates, which makes me a bit sad, because if people post on articles way back in the past i maybe will never ever see them.
Do you have a postal address for the cookie monster? maybe i will write him a letter and sort things out between us.
hahahahaha
I wonder if his reply would have cookie crumbs on it unintentionally?
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