Jared gets back tomorrow!!!
Trevor said, 'Jared gets back tomorrow' and i was like 'is this another one of your cruel pranks Trevor?' and he said 'When have i ever played a prank on you Blake?' And he hadn't, which i knew. Even now i'm not sure why i asked him that. Although once i knew this guy who would sneak up on me and slap in the face sometimes. Even when i was sleeping or drinking milk or whatever. I lost contact with him a while back.
Maybe i should find out where he lives and sneak up on him and slap him in the face. I imagine i would find that quite enjoyable.
But anyway, this is good news. I can't even remember how long it's been since he left. Finally i get a chance to sit down and chat with the man himself. I'm really sure that if we can talk, i can convince him to let me see Celes before he sets me on fire. I mean, maybe they could even arrange for her to visit my cell to ensure i don't try anything funny. It's not like i would, but it's not like they know that.
I heard that Jared didn't go so well over in Spain. Over in Spain they don't take so well to the threat of fire, and i think Jared is a bit mad that he was forced to run away from a village after they attempted to set him on fire instead. Trevor said he thinks it all would have gone much smoother if Jared had just learnt the native language and then gone over, but he also said that Jared told him before he left that the language of the mighty meteor and the flames that billow forth from it are a language all people inherently understand, even if they do not seem to at first.
It seems to me that the Spanish people understood only the fire bit.
Jared is coming back for a short spell before he jetsets off again to Japan to try his luck over there. He will stop over to see how i am doing and make sure everyone is still worshipping the same meteor then leave.
I said to Trevor 'how do i look?' and he said 'horrible, but that's good, because Jared will think you have had it really bad down here even though you haven't' and i said 'what do you mean?' and he said 'usually people really don't like it down here, and that convinces them to join if the fire isn't enough' and i said 'oh, right. but it's actually kind of nice down here when you get used to it. All you really need to do is put a shower in' and Trevor said 'i don't think you really understand this captive prisoner concept that is going on' and i said 'yeah maybe'
Well, tomorrow being the big day i better get to sleep early so i can be in top condition for my meeting tomorrow. My uncle used to say that selling something to someone is %75 percent attitude, and that the rest is shit luck and how much they want the thing you are trying to sell.
My uncle is a poor man, but he has good to talk to over a drink sometimes.
I don't know how much shit luck i have, but i have the right attitude and a mind to convince!
Blake out.
Maybe i should find out where he lives and sneak up on him and slap him in the face. I imagine i would find that quite enjoyable.
But anyway, this is good news. I can't even remember how long it's been since he left. Finally i get a chance to sit down and chat with the man himself. I'm really sure that if we can talk, i can convince him to let me see Celes before he sets me on fire. I mean, maybe they could even arrange for her to visit my cell to ensure i don't try anything funny. It's not like i would, but it's not like they know that.
I heard that Jared didn't go so well over in Spain. Over in Spain they don't take so well to the threat of fire, and i think Jared is a bit mad that he was forced to run away from a village after they attempted to set him on fire instead. Trevor said he thinks it all would have gone much smoother if Jared had just learnt the native language and then gone over, but he also said that Jared told him before he left that the language of the mighty meteor and the flames that billow forth from it are a language all people inherently understand, even if they do not seem to at first.
It seems to me that the Spanish people understood only the fire bit.
Jared is coming back for a short spell before he jetsets off again to Japan to try his luck over there. He will stop over to see how i am doing and make sure everyone is still worshipping the same meteor then leave.
I said to Trevor 'how do i look?' and he said 'horrible, but that's good, because Jared will think you have had it really bad down here even though you haven't' and i said 'what do you mean?' and he said 'usually people really don't like it down here, and that convinces them to join if the fire isn't enough' and i said 'oh, right. but it's actually kind of nice down here when you get used to it. All you really need to do is put a shower in' and Trevor said 'i don't think you really understand this captive prisoner concept that is going on' and i said 'yeah maybe'
Well, tomorrow being the big day i better get to sleep early so i can be in top condition for my meeting tomorrow. My uncle used to say that selling something to someone is %75 percent attitude, and that the rest is shit luck and how much they want the thing you are trying to sell.
My uncle is a poor man, but he has good to talk to over a drink sometimes.
I don't know how much shit luck i have, but i have the right attitude and a mind to convince!
Blake out.
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