work all day, random thoughts at night...
So work was uneventful, but Grung said him and some guys were going to see some more jazz on saturday and that i should come, and i was all like 'oh man i'm totally going to be there because last time it was just awesome!'
maybe i was a little too excited. But i mean, these guys are really good.
Anyway, i got to thinking about this guy i knew a while back, maybe a few years. He was the only person i knew who ever really pretended to be gay to pick up women. I mean, you always hear about it but you never think people actually do it. He always used to say to me 'Blake, a guy like you could probably pick up some beautiful women, but i think your approach is all wrong. I think that's why you always seem to have ugly girlfriends.'
He wasn't entirely wrong, unfortunately.
At the time i was playing final fantasy six again because it is one of my favourite games ever, and he would just come round uninvited, sit on the couch and talk to me. His plan was to work himself into their life as the gay friend, and have them fall in love with him. He would say to me 'Blake, it is one thing for a 'gay' guy to turn hetero because he loves a woman, but it is another thing for the same guy to turn because the woman loves him. If i can find the woman to 'turn' for, i will have myself the catch of a lifetime.'
I don't know if he ever found that woman, but i know he usually had three or four 'projects' going at any one time. I'm not sure why he did it, really. Once we were sitting around and i was playing through that bit in the game where Cyan's castle gets poisoned, and my girlfriend put some stuff in a suitcase and i said 'what are we having for lunch Tara?' and she said 'I've been seeing the drummer from three eyes of the holy death puppets for the past week. Go fuck yourself blake.' and i said 'alright, i guess i'll get some take out,' and then she left. This guy looked at me and just shook his head. He said 'Blake, they walk all over you, man. You got to walk all over them by having them think they're walking with you man...'
He was full off sayings like that. I think Tara and i had a pretty good run though. I mean, besides her being an alcoholic and somewhat keen on throwing my stuff at me, we didn't do too badly.
I don't know what happened to that guy. I wonder if he is still playing the gay guy.
It is funny sometimes how my mind wanders all over the place and then realises it is nowhere important. Tomorrow i will actually ask about guitar girl. I feel like i've been putting it off even though i just keep forgetting.
Blake out.
Ps. eleven chin ups today! woo!
maybe i was a little too excited. But i mean, these guys are really good.
Anyway, i got to thinking about this guy i knew a while back, maybe a few years. He was the only person i knew who ever really pretended to be gay to pick up women. I mean, you always hear about it but you never think people actually do it. He always used to say to me 'Blake, a guy like you could probably pick up some beautiful women, but i think your approach is all wrong. I think that's why you always seem to have ugly girlfriends.'
He wasn't entirely wrong, unfortunately.
At the time i was playing final fantasy six again because it is one of my favourite games ever, and he would just come round uninvited, sit on the couch and talk to me. His plan was to work himself into their life as the gay friend, and have them fall in love with him. He would say to me 'Blake, it is one thing for a 'gay' guy to turn hetero because he loves a woman, but it is another thing for the same guy to turn because the woman loves him. If i can find the woman to 'turn' for, i will have myself the catch of a lifetime.'
I don't know if he ever found that woman, but i know he usually had three or four 'projects' going at any one time. I'm not sure why he did it, really. Once we were sitting around and i was playing through that bit in the game where Cyan's castle gets poisoned, and my girlfriend put some stuff in a suitcase and i said 'what are we having for lunch Tara?' and she said 'I've been seeing the drummer from three eyes of the holy death puppets for the past week. Go fuck yourself blake.' and i said 'alright, i guess i'll get some take out,' and then she left. This guy looked at me and just shook his head. He said 'Blake, they walk all over you, man. You got to walk all over them by having them think they're walking with you man...'
He was full off sayings like that. I think Tara and i had a pretty good run though. I mean, besides her being an alcoholic and somewhat keen on throwing my stuff at me, we didn't do too badly.
I don't know what happened to that guy. I wonder if he is still playing the gay guy.
It is funny sometimes how my mind wanders all over the place and then realises it is nowhere important. Tomorrow i will actually ask about guitar girl. I feel like i've been putting it off even though i just keep forgetting.
Blake out.
Ps. eleven chin ups today! woo!
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