Saturday, April 22, 2006

Mistaken Identity

So i was in the diner today, eating a muffin, minding my own business, and thinking about my first girlfriend who broke up with me because she thought my taste in movies was stupid ("a flying pig? in a red plane? and it's a cartoon? You're an idiot" she'd said) when this guy walked in. He was followed by the dirty looking bald man who pointed me out.

I thought to myself, 'oh no, that guy knows i had muffin on my face. He's totally going to think i'm an idiot', but this guy looked quite mad, and he walked up to me and picked me up by my shirt. He was quite big up close, but a bit smelly, and he said to me 'You made a bad decision, you did. Don't you remember i told you you ain't allowed to come back? I told you and you disappeared but here you are again, and you are real stupid for doing that.'

I was a bit confused, and i said 'You have told me no such thing, and i think that getting muffin on your face is not something to get mad at someone out for. It was truly an honest mistake, and i will try not to do it again but i can't really...' but he cut me off by saying 'i see you have a new haircut and you talk different but it's you, i can tell, and you better be out of here by tomorrow or i will break your legs.' and i said 'if you break my legs, how will i leave here?'

I have never been punched in the stomach so hard in my whole life. Everything went a bit blurry and i could not seem to breathe in. I do no recommend getting punched in the stomach. It took me a long time to recover, because i am not used to being hit by people, but when i did the two men were already gone.

Sandy told me that i looked like the mayor's son, who had taken lots of money and made lots of people mad and then vanished. She said she hadn't noticed before but that i actually did look a bit like him. As it turns out, the rains were so bad the day before that the roads are flooded and i really can't leave town for a while. I'm not sure what to do about it, because i really want to avoid being hit in the stomach again.

I couldn't find Celes at all. Again. I wonder what she's been doing, and where she's been, because i really have no idea what it is she might do with her spare time. I should really ask her next time i see her.

According to a brochure i found in my room, there is a tavern in this town, and it can be quite interesting. I might check it out. I just hope that big guy and his bald friend don't frequent it.

Blake out.

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